Chinese wise sayings funny
Here are some funny Chinese wise sayings:
1. "If you want to know how rich you are, count the things you have that money can't buy."
2. "A bird does not sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song."
3. "The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now... unless it's winter."
4. "If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito in the room."
5. "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step... and a good pair of shoes."
6. "Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect... unless it involves skydiving without a parachute."
7. "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
8. "If you want to be happy for a day, get drunk. If you want to be happy for a lifetime, plant a garden... and maybe get drunk in the garden."
9. "A diamond is just a piece of charcoal that handled stress exceptionally well... or maybe it just had good PR."
10. "The man who runs behind car gets exhausted, but the man who runs in front of car gets tired... and possibly run over."
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1. Play ball, y'all!2. Diamonds are a girl's best friend.3. Swing for the fences.4. Home run queen.5. Baseball beauty.6. Hitting it out of the park.7. In a league of my own.8. Batter up, cutie pie.9. Pitch perfect cuteness.10. All-star cutie.
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1. Chillin' like a villain in the summer sun!2. Suns out, guns out, minions ready to have fun!3. Summer vibes and minion high-fives!4. Banana splits and beach trips, summer is the best with minions by your side!5. Sandy toes and minion woes, summer is a blast!6. Catchin' waves and catchin
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