Chocolate sayings funny

1. "Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands."

2. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was craving chocolate."

3. "Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long for fat people."

4. "Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment."

5. "Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate."

6. "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not."

7. "I'm not a chocoholic, I'm a chocolate enthusiast."

8. "Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing."

9. "There's nothing that chocolate can't fix... at least temporarily."

10. "I don't always eat chocolate, but when I do, I eat the whole bar."

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Disney movie sayings graduation cap high school musical

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