Christmas card greeting sayings funny
1. "May your Christmas be filled with joy, laughter, and lots of cookies (and maybe a little wine too)."
2. "Wishing you a Christmas that's merry and bright, just like Rudolph's nose after a few too many eggnogs."
3. "Here's to hoping your Christmas is as lit as the tree and as fun as Santa after a few too many milk and cookies."
4. "May your Christmas be filled with so much joy and laughter that even the Grinch's heart grows three sizes."
5. "Sending you warm wishes and hot cocoa kisses this Christmas season. Just don't burn your tongue on the marshmallows!"
6. "Wishing you a Christmas that's full of love, laughter, and enough cookies to last you until next year. Or at least until New Year's."
7. "May your Christmas be as bright and colorful as the lights on the tree, and as jolly as Santa after a successful night of gift-giving."
8. "Here's to a Christmas filled with joy, laughter, and enough holiday cheer to last you until next year. Or at least until the leftovers run out."
9. "Wishing you a Christmas that's as magical and wonderful as a snow day when you were a kid. Just with more wine and less shoveling."
10. "May your Christmas be merry and bright, just like your favorite ugly Christmas sweater. And just as cozy too!"
Above is Christmas card greeting sayings funny.
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