Christmas card humorous sayings

1. "May your Christmas be filled with joy, laughter, and lots of cookies (that you don't have to share)."

2. "Wishing you a holiday season so merry and bright, even your neighbors will be jealous."

3. "Remember, it's not about the presents, it's about the presence (of good food and great company)."

4. "May your Christmas be as lit as the tree and as merry as the carolers (but hopefully less off-key)."

5. "Here's to hoping your holiday season is filled with more cheer than awkward family gatherings."

6. "Sending you warm wishes and hot cocoa (because let's face it, that's all we really need)."

7. "May your Christmas be filled with love, laughter, and enough eggnog to get you through the family drama."

8. "Wishing you a holiday season so bright, you'll need sunglasses to open your presents."

9. "May your Christmas be as magical as Santa's sleigh ride and as stress-free as his elves' vacation."

10. "Here's to a Christmas filled with joy, laughter, and enough cookies to make even Santa jealous."

Above is Christmas card humorous sayings.

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