Christmas card sayings funny for nephew

1. "Dear Nephew, I hope Santa brings you everything you want this Christmas, because I sure can't afford it!"

2. "To my favorite little troublemaker, may your Christmas be as wild and crazy as you are!"

3. "Nephew, remember, it's not about the presents, it's about the presence... of your favorite aunt/uncle!"

4. "Wishing you a Christmas filled with joy, laughter, and lots of cookies... just don't eat them all in one sitting!"

5. "Nephew, may your Christmas be merry and bright, just like your future if you keep being this awesome!"

6. "Here's to a Christmas filled with fun, laughter, and lots of embarrassing family photos. You're welcome!"

7. "Dear Nephew, may your Christmas be as epic as your video game skills. Just remember to take a break and spend some time with your favorite aunt/uncle!"

8. "Wishing you a Christmas that's as awesome as you are, and as full of surprises as your room after a playdate!"

9. "To my favorite little elf, may your Christmas be filled with magic, wonder, and lots of candy canes (but don't tell your parents)!"

10. "Nephew, may your Christmas be filled with joy, love, and lots of presents... especially the ones you didn't ask for but will love anyway!"

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