Christmas card sayings quotes funny

1. "Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home." - Carol Nelson

2. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red." - Unknown

3. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear." - Buddy the Elf

4. "Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered." - Phyllis Diller

5. "Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit." - Unknown

6. "I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin." - Winston Spear

7. "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." - George Carlin

8. "Christmas is a time when you get to be around people who annoy you the rest of the year." - Unknown

9. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th." - Unknown

10. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to eat all the cookies." - Unknown

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