Christmas cards funny sayings
1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red!"
2. "May your Christmas be as bright as Rudolph's nose and as merry as Santa's laugh!"
3. "Don't get your tinsel in a tangle, it's Christmas time!"
4. "I'm dreaming of a silent night...just kidding, let's party!"
5. "Christmas calories don't count, right? Asking for a friend."
6. "Wishing you a Christmas filled with joy, laughter, and lots of cookies!"
7. "May your Christmas be merry and your eggnog be strong!"
8. "Santa saw your Instagram, you're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas."
9. "All I want for Christmas is you...and maybe a little bit of wine."
10. "May your days be merry and bright, and may your Christmas tree be taller than your neighbor's!"
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