Christmas funny sayings
1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
2. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear... or just buy everyone a round of drinks."
3. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
4. "Christmas calories don't count... until January 1st."
5. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where my relatives don't ask about my love life."
6. "The only thing getting lit this Christmas are my Christmas lights."
7. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where my bank account matches my Pinterest board."
8. "All I want for Christmas is for someone to do all my shopping, wrapping, and cooking for me."
9. "Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality... and accidentally setting the tree on fire."
10. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where my cat doesn't knock down the tree... but let's be real, that's never gonna happen."
Above is Christmas funny sayings.
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