Christmas funny sayings for cards

1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red!"

2. "Santa saw your Instagram posts, you're getting a dictionary for Christmas."

3. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas full of joy, laughter, and lots of cookies... mainly the cookies."

4. "May your Christmas be as bright as Rudolph's nose and as merry as Santa's laugh!"

5. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where calories don't count and fruitcake is actually delicious."

6. "Christmas is a time for giving, so I gave you this card. Enjoy!"

7. "May your Christmas be filled with love, laughter, and awkward family photos."

8. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where the only snowflakes I see are on my cozy blanket."

9. "Wishing you a Christmas so bright, you'll need sunglasses to open your presents!"

10. "May your Christmas be filled with joy, laughter, and lots of eggnog... just not too much, we don't want any holiday mishaps!"

Above is Christmas funny sayings for cards.

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