Christmas funny sayings for nurses
1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... but I'll settle for a white coat and some coffee."
2. "All I want for Christmas is a patient who can actually follow discharge instructions."
3. "Santa, please bring me some extra patience for dealing with difficult patients."
4. "Who needs mistletoe when you have a stethoscope?"
5. "I'm dreaming of a silent night shift... but we all know that's just wishful thinking."
6. "May your Christmas be merry and your patients be cooperative."
7. "The only thing I want for Christmas is a break from charting."
8. "Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the ward, not a patient was stirring, not even the snorer in bed four."
9. "Forget the sugar plums, I'm dreaming of a full night's sleep."
10. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is by wearing scrubs for all to see."
Above is Christmas funny sayings for nurses.
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