Christmas funny sayings to put in card
1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red!"
2. "Santa saw your Instagram, you're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas."
3. "Christmas calories don't count, right? Asking for a friend."
4. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
5. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear... or just buy everyone wine."
6. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas full of presents and empty of relatives."
7. "All I want for Christmas is you... to stop talking about your CrossFit workout."
8. "Dear Santa, I can explain..."
9. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
10. "Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money."
Above is Christmas funny sayings to put in card.
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