Christmas greeting card funny sayings

1. "May your Christmas be filled with more joy than a toddler opening presents!"

2. "Wishing you a Christmas as bright as Rudolph's nose and as merry as Santa's laugh."

3. "Hope your Christmas is so merry, even the Grinch would crack a smile!"

4. "Sending you warm wishes and hot cocoa kisses this Christmas!"

5. "May your Christmas be as jolly as a snowman in a top hat!"

6. "Here's to a Christmas filled with laughter, love, and lots of cookies!"

7. "Wishing you a holiday season so fun, even the elves would be jealous!"

8. "May your Christmas be as magical as Santa's sleigh ride!"

9. "Sending you Christmas cheer that's bigger than the North Pole!"

10. "May your Christmas be filled with more joy than a puppy with a new toy!"

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