Christmas is coming funny sayings

1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."

2. "All I want for Christmas is a nap."

3. "Dear Santa, I've been good all year. Well, most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I'll buy my own presents."

4. "Christmas calories don't count, right?"

5. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear... or just buying everyone wine."

6. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."

7. "The elf on the shelf is watching you, so you better be good for goodness sake... or at least pretend to be."

8. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."

9. "Christmas shopping is my cardio."

10. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."

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