Christmas jokes and sayings
1. Why was the math book sad during the holidays? Because it had too many problems.
2. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
3. Why did Santa go to music school? To improve his wrapping skills.
4. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
5. What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause.
6. Why was the turkey at the Christmas party so popular? Because he was the main course!
7. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
8. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
9. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim.
10. What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time? Sandy Claws.
Above is Christmas jokes and sayings.
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