Christmas lights sayings funny

1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the power goes out, I'll settle for any color lights."

2. "The only thing brighter than my Christmas lights is my electric bill."

3. "I'm not saying my Christmas lights are over the top, but NASA can see them from space."

4. "My Christmas lights are so tangled, they could double as a holiday-themed obstacle course."

5. "I like my Christmas lights how I like my coffee - tangled and full of holiday cheer."

6. "My Christmas lights are like my holiday spirit - a little twisted but still shining bright."

7. "I put up Christmas lights to spread holiday cheer and to blind my neighbors with festive joy."

8. "My Christmas lights are like my sense of humor - a little cheesy but always a hit."

9. "I'm convinced my Christmas lights have a mind of their own, they're always tangled and mischievous."

10. "If my Christmas lights could talk, they'd probably be complaining about how often I untangle them."

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