Christmas message board sayings funny

1. "Santa, please stop here! My husband is already on a diet, so no cookies for him this year."

2. "The only time of year when it's acceptable to be on the naughty list."

3. "Dear Santa, I can explain..."

4. "Christmas calories don't count, right?"

5. "Don't get your tinsel in a tangle."

6. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."

7. "All I want for Christmas is a nap."

8. "Dear Santa, I've been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I'll buy my own presents."

9. "Christmas is the season to be jolly, but watch out for the mistletoe."

10. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."

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