Christmas message board sayings funny
1. "Santa, please stop here! My husband is already on a diet, so no cookies for him this year."
2. "The only time of year when it's acceptable to be on the naughty list."
3. "Dear Santa, I can explain..."
4. "Christmas calories don't count, right?"
5. "Don't get your tinsel in a tangle."
6. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
7. "All I want for Christmas is a nap."
8. "Dear Santa, I've been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I'll buy my own presents."
9. "Christmas is the season to be jolly, but watch out for the mistletoe."
10. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
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