Christmas party funny sayings
1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
2. "Santa saw your Instagram posts, you're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas."
3. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
4. "The only thing getting lit this Christmas is my Christmas tree."
5. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where my relatives don't ask about my love life."
6. "I'm dreaming of a silent night...without any snoring relatives."
7. "Christmas calories don't count, right? Asking for a friend."
8. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is by singing loud for all to hear...or by bringing a bottle of wine."
9. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where my bank account isn't empty."
10. "Dear Santa, I can explain..."
Above is Christmas party funny sayings.
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