Christmas poop sayings

1. "May your Christmas be merry and bright, and your poop be solid and light."

2. "Tis the season to be jolly, fa-la-la-la-la, and to have a poop that's not too folly."

3. "On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a poop that was healthy and free."

4. "Jingle smells, jingle smells, jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to poop on a bright and festive day."

5. "Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa-la-la-la-la, and don't forget to flush away the Christmas poop folly."

6. "All I want for Christmas is a poop that's smooth and clean, and a toilet that's sparkling and pristine."

7. "Santa Claus is coming to town, so make sure your poop is going down."

8. "Silent night, holy night, all is calm, all is bright, except for the sound of someone pooping with delight."

9. "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose, and after eating all those cookies, he had a poop that really glows."

10. "Joy to the world, the Lord has come, let earth receive her King, and let us all rejoice in the gift of a healthy poop this Christmas."

Above is Christmas poop sayings.

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