Christmas quotes and sayings funny
1. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear." - Elf
2. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
3. "Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home." - Carol Nelson
4. "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
5. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
6. "Dear Santa, I've been good all year. Well, most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I'll buy my own presents."
7. "Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered." - Phyllis Diller
8. "I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin." - Winston Spear
9. "What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic."
10. "Christmas: the only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks."
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