Christmas sayings and jokes
Sure, here are some Christmas sayings and jokes for you:
Sayings:
1. "Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful." - Norman Vincent Peale
2. "Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind." - Calvin Coolidge
3. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear." - Buddy the Elf
Jokes:
1. Why was the math book sad during the holidays? Because it had too many problems.
2. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
3. Why did Santa go to music school? To improve his "wrap" skills.
4. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
5. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
I hope these bring a smile to your face!
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