Christmas sayings funny
1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
2. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear... or just buying everyone wine."
3. "Why did Santa go to music school? To improve his wrapping skills!"
4. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
5. "Christmas calories don't count... until January 1st."
6. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where my relatives don't ask about my love life."
7. "Who needs snowflakes when you have wine?"
8. "The only thing getting lit this Christmas is my fireplace."
9. "Dear Santa, I can explain..."
10. "I'm only a Grinch until the Christmas cookies come out."
Above is Christmas sayings funny.
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