Christmas sayings funny for cards

1. "Santa saw your Instagram posts, you're getting a dictionary for Christmas."

2. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."

3. "The only time of the year when it's acceptable to sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks."

4. "Christmas is a time for giving, so I gave you a list of all the things I want."

5. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas full of presents, cookies, and naps."

6. "Christmas calories don't count... until January."

7. "May your days be merry and bright, and may your Christmas tree be bigger than your waistline."

8. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear... or just buying everyone gift cards."

9. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."

10. "Christmas is a time for giving, so I gave you a list of all the things I want."

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