Christmas sayings funny short
1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
2. "Dear Santa, I can explain..."
3. "All I want for Christmas is a nap."
4. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
5. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear... or just buy everyone wine."
6. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
7. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where calories don't count."
8. "Christmas calories don't count, right?"
9. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
10. "The tree isn't the only thing getting lit this Christmas."
Above is Christmas sayings funny short.
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