Christmas sayings humour
1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
2. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear... or just buying everyone wine."
3. "Christmas calories don't count, right? Asking for a friend."
4. "Santa saw your Instagram posts, you're getting a dictionary for Christmas."
5. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
6. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where my relatives don't ask about my love life."
7. "The only thing getting lit this Christmas is my Christmas tree."
8. "Christmas shopping: because giving money is too impersonal."
9. "Dear Santa, I can explain..."
10. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is by giving gifts that people actually want... like wine."
Above is Christmas sayings humour.
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