Christmas sayings that are funny
1. "Santa saw your Instagram pictures, you're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas."
2. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
3. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear... or just buy everyone wine."
4. "Christmas is a time for giving, so I gave you a list of what I want."
5. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
6. "The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks."
7. "Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money."
8. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
9. "Why did Santa go to music school? To improve his wrapping skills!"
10. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
Above is Christmas sayings that are funny.
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