1. "All I want for Christmas is a nap"
2. "Dear Santa, I can explain..."
3. "Sleigh all day, sleep all night, party never"
4. "I'm on the naughty list and I regret nothing"
5. "Merry Christmas ya filthy animal"
6. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th"
7. "Santa, I can explain..."
8. "This is my Christmas movie watching shirt"
9. "I'm just here for the cookies"
10. "Jingle all the way... to the wine bottle"
Above is Christmas shirts with funny sayings.
1. Life begins at 40... but so do the wrinkles!2. Turning 40 is like turning 21 in Celsius.3. At 40, you finally have the wisdom of a 20-year-old, but the body of a 60-year-old.4. Forty isn't old, if you're a tree.5. Forty is the new thirty-nine... with taxes.6. Turning 40 is like upgradi
Putting lipstick on a pig.
Here are some famous sayings by Mukadota:1. Kuripa nhamo dzinokudzimura, kudzimura kwemukadzi kunokudzimura.Translation: Avoiding problems only leads to more problems.2. Pfimbi yemukadzi haichakudzimura.Translation: A woman's buttocks won't lead you into trouble.3. Kuripa mukadzi kuno
1. Love is the key to happiness.2. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.3. Together is my favorite place to be.4. Love is the greatest adventure.5. You are my forever and always.6. In a world full of chaos, you are my peace.7. Love is the answer to all questions.8. You are my heart's g
1. Empowered women empower women.2. She believed she could, so she did.3. Strong women: may we know them, may we be them, may we raise them.4. A woman is unstoppable after she realizes she deserves better.5. Well-behaved women seldom make history.6. The future is female.7. Empowered wom
1. Bonne nuit et fais de beaux rêves. (Good night and sweet dreams.)2. Ferme les yeux et dors paisiblement. (Close your eyes and sleep peacefully.)3. Dors comme un loir. (Sleep like a log.)4. Fais de beaux rêves étoilés. (Have starry dreams.)5. Dors sur tes deux oreilles. (Sleep on both ea
1. Creativity is intelligence having fun.2. Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Edgar Degas3. Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson4. Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton5. The earth without art is just
1. I'm not crying, I'm just practicing my opera vocals.2. I may be small, but I have big dreams.3. Naptime is my happy hour.4. I'm the boss, my parents just don't know it yet.5. I'm not a regular baby, I'm a cool baby.6. I'm just here for the milk and cuddles.7. I'm too cute for bedtime
Here are some of Mahatma Gandhi's famous sayings:1. Be the change that you wish to see in the world.2. The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.3. An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.4. Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if
1. A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself. - Joseph Campbell2. We don't know them all, but we owe them all. - Unknown3. Land of the free, because of the brave. - Unknown4. Their sacrifice will never be forgotten. - Unknown5. In memory of many, in ho