Christmas wish sayings funny
1. "All I want for Christmas is a nap... and maybe some cookies."
2. "Dear Santa, I've been good all year... well, most of the time. Okay, once in a while. Never mind, I'll buy my own presents."
3. "May your Christmas be filled with joy, laughter, and lots of presents... especially the ones you actually wanted."
4. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... but if the white runs out, I'll take red or rosé."
5. "Santa, please bring me a big bank account and a slim body this Christmas. And please don't mix them up like you did last year."
6. "Christmas calories don't count, right? Asking for a friend."
7. "I'm dreaming of a silent night... without any relatives snoring on the couch."
8. "May your Christmas be as bright as the lights on your neighbor's house... but hopefully not as tacky."
9. "I'm dreaming of a beach Christmas... with a piña colada in hand and no snow in sight."
10. "Dear Santa, I can explain... well, maybe not, but I promise it was hilarious."
Above is Christmas wish sayings funny.
1. I'm not as think as you drunk I am.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not a complete idiot, I have some parts missing.6. I'm not a complete idiot, I'm missing a
1. Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth. - Edith Sitwell2. In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer. - Albert Camus3. Winter is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell4. Winter is the time for stories, staying close, and keeping warm.
1. Every dawn brings a new beginning.2. The dawn of a new day is a gift.3. At the break of dawn, anything is possible.4. With the dawn comes hope and renewal.5. The early bird catches the worm at dawn.6. Dawn is the promise of a fresh start.7. As sure as the dawn, change will come.8.
1. Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding. - Proverbs 3:52. For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. - Jeremiah 29:113. Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid;
1. The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi2. The greatest gift you can give someone is your time, your attention, your love, your concern. - Joel Osteen3. Selflessness is the key to inner peace and fulfillment. - Unknown4. True selflessness
1. The tongue is the only tool that gets sharper with use, but it is also the tool that can cut the deepest.2. Words are like arrows, once released, they cannot be taken back.3. A sharp tongue can cut your own throat.4. Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence.
1. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. The early bird catches the worm.4. A watched pot never boils.5. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.6. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.7. When life gives you lemons,