Church pun sayings
1. "Let's pray it forward."
2. "I'm just here for the sermon and the snacks."
3. "Holy guacamole, that sermon was good!"
4. "I'm not a regular church-goer, I'm a cool church-goer."
5. "Jesus is my rock and that's how I roll."
6. "I'm not perfect, just forgiven."
7. "I'm on a first-name basis with the Big Guy upstairs."
8. "I'm not a holy roller, I'm a holy stroller."
9. "I'm in a committed relationship with Jesus."
10. "I'm not a fisher of men, I'm a catcher in the pew."
Above is Church pun sayings.
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