Class clown sayings
1. "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!"
2. "I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction."
3. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
4. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!"
5. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
6. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!"
7. "I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."
8. "I told my computer I needed a break, now it won't stop sending me vacation ads."
9. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
10. "I tried to catch some fog, but I mist."
Above is Class clown sayings.
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1. Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. - Norman Vincent Peale2. Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas. - Calvin Coo