Class clown sayings

1. "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!"

2. "I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction."

3. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

4. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!"

5. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."

6. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!"

7. "I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."

8. "I told my computer I needed a break, now it won't stop sending me vacation ads."

9. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

10. "I tried to catch some fog, but I mist."

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