Classic hilarious quotes and sayings
1. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield
2. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." - Michael Scott, The Office
3. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright
4. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode." - Unknown
6. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it." - Unknown
7. "I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure." - Unknown
8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
9. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to find the floor before the floor finds me." - Unknown
10. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people." - Unknown
Above is Classic hilarious quotes and sayings.
1. Fair winds and following seas, me hearties.2. May yer sails be full and yer rum never run dry.3. Until we meet again on the high seas, me mateys.4. May the tides of fortune always be in yer favor.5. Keep a weather eye on the horizon, for we shall meet again.6. May yer treasure be plent
1. To my first love, my forever Valentine - Mom and Dad.2. You two are the perfect example of true love. Happy Valentine's Day, Mom and Dad!3. Roses are red, violets are blue, you two are the best parents, and I love you!4. You are the heart of our family, Mom and Dad. Happy Valentine's Day!
1. I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.2. I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.3. If you don't like so
1. Time to sweat off those vacation calories and get back into shape!2. Back to the grind, back to the gains!3. No more excuses, it's time to hit the gym and work hard!4. Vacation mode off, gym mode on!5. The only bad workout is the one you didn't do. Let's get back at it!6. Recharge, ref
1. Life is like a river, sometimes smooth and sometimes rocky.2. It's not the size of the rock, but the strength of the wave.3. Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.4. When life gives you rocks, build a foundation.5. A rolling stone gathers no moss.6. In the end, we only regret the ch
1. Goo goo ga ga!2. I wuv you, mommy/daddy!3. Up, up, up!4. No nap, no way!5. Mine, mine, mine!6. I do it myself!7. More, please!8. Uh-oh!9. Yucky!10. Big hug!
1. Thank you for all that you do to keep our office running smoothly. Happy Administrative Professionals Day!2. Your hard work and dedication do not go unnoticed. Thank you for all that you do. Happy Administrative Professionals Day!3. We appreciate your attention to detail and organizational s
May your lines be tight and your fish be plentiful.
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1. The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs3. Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or