Classic sayings funny
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
8. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, I just have a strong emotional bond with it."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not old, I'm vintage."
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Here are some popular Chevy sayings that can be used for graphics:1. Built Chevy Tough2. Bowtie Nation3. Chevy Runs Deep4. Heartbeat of America5. Like a Rock6. Find New Roads7. Real People, Not Actors8. The Legend Lives On9. All Roads Lead to Chevy10. Chevy: The Heart of the Ameri
1. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. - Lao Tzu2. When the winds of change blow, some people build walls and others build windmills. - Chinese Proverb3. The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb4. A bird does not sing
1. Blaming others is an act of disempowerment. Taking responsibility is an act of true empowerment. - Unknown2. Blame is the coward's way out. Taking responsibility is the courageous path to growth and self-improvement. - Unknown3. Blaming others for your problems is like blaming the mirror for
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. A penny saved is a penny earned.4. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.5. The early bird catches the worm.6. Don't cry over spilled milk.7. Every cloud has a silver lining.8. You can't judge a book
1. May luck be on your side in all that you do.2. Wishing you the best of luck in your endeavors.3. Good luck and may success follow you wherever you go.4. Sending you positive vibes and good luck for the future.5. May luck and fortune smile upon you.6. Here's to hoping luck is always in
1. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.2. Squeeze the day!3. When in doubt, add some lemon zest.4. Zest is yet to come.5. When the going gets tough, just add some lemon.6. Lemon-aid for the soul.7. When you feel sour, add some sweetness.8. When life hands you lemons, make a gin
1. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.2. Closer to the bone, sweeter is the meat.3. The closer you get to the light, the greater your shadow becomes.4. Closer to the heart, closer to the truth.5. The closer you are to danger, the farther you are from harm.6. Keep your goals c
1. Happiness is a dog with an ice cream cone.2. Life is better with a dog and ice cream.3. Pawsitively delicious!4. Scoops of joy for my furry friend.5. Chillin' with my pup and some ice cream.6. Cold treats, warm hearts.7. Ice cream: the ultimate doggie delight.8. Licking up happines
1. To my amazing husband, happy birthday! You make every day brighter with your love and laughter.2. Happy birthday to the man who stole my heart and continues to make me the happiest wife in the world.3. On your special day, I want you to know how much I love and appreciate you. Happy birthday
1. The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now. - Bill Cosby2. The darkest nights produce the brightest stars. - John Green3. The only way out is through. - Robert Frost4. It's never too late to start over. If you weren't happy with yesterday, try something different