Classic white dad sayings
1. "I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes."
2. "I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route."
3. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."
4. "I'm not grumpy, I'm just focused."
5. "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed."
6. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just deep in thought."
7. "I'm not yelling, I'm just projecting my voice."
8. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
9. "I'm not bald, I'm just aerodynamically efficient."
10. "I'm not forgetful, I'm just building suspense."
Above is Classic white dad sayings.
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