Clean humor quotes and sayings
1. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield
2. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright
3. "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already." - Tommy Cooper
4. "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness." - Emo Philips
5. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
6. "I'm writing a letter to my dad. I'm telling him I love him and I forgive him. I'm not sending it, I just want to feel it." - Zach Galifianakis
7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown
8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy-saving mode." - Unknown
9. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
10. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just gravity-challenged." - Unknown
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1. Land of the free, home of the brave.2. United we stand, divided we fall.3. One nation, under God, indivisible.4. Liberty and justice for all.5. America the beautiful.6. In God we trust.7. E pluribus unum (Out of many, one).8. Proud to be an American.9. Stars and stripes forever.
1. നികാഹ് ഒരു വിശേഷം അല്ല, അത് ഒരു വാക്കും അല്ല, അത് ഒരു പ്രണയം ആണ്. 2. നികാഹ് ഒരു വിശേഷം അല്ല, അത് ഒരു പ്രണയം ആണ്, ഒരു പ്രണയം ആണ് ജീവിതം സുഖമാക്കുന്നത്. 3. നികാഹ് ഒരു പ്രണയം ആണ്, അത് ഒരു വിശേഷം അല്ല. 4. നികാഹ് ഒരു പ്രണയം ആണ്, അത് ഒരു ജീവിതം ആണ്. 5. നികാഹ് ഒരു പ്രണയം ആണ്, അത് ഒരു ജീവിതം ആണ്
1. Proud history, bright future.2. Villans never say die.3. Holte Enders in the sky.4. Aston Villa 'til I die.5. Claret and blue through and through.6. Fight like lions.7. In Dean Smith we trust.8. Villa Park, the heart of Birmingham.9. One team in Birmingham.10. Up the Villa!
1. Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore2. Let your light shine before others, that they may see your good deeds and glorify your Father in heaven. - Matthew 5:163. Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding.
1. I'll ride or die for you, no matter what.2. You're my Bonnie and I'm your Clyde, we'll take on the world together.3. I'll hold you down through thick and thin, ain't nobody gonna come between us.4. You're my queen, I'll always protect and cherish you.5. We may be from different worlds, b
1. Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? - Evil Queen from Snow White2. You poor, simple fools. Thinking you could defeat me. Me, the mistress of all evil! - Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty3. I'm surrounded by idiots. - Scar from The Lion King4. Life's full of tough choic
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker4. In
1. To the world you may be one person, but to me you are the world. Happy Mother's Day!2. Thank you for your endless love, support, and sacrifices. You are truly amazing. Happy Mother's Day!3. A mother's love is like no other. Thank you for always being there for me. Happy Mother's Day!4. You
1. Sisters make the holidays brighter and merrier.2. Christmas is even more special when spent with a sister.3. Sisters are like Christmas lights, they brighten up your life.4. Having a sister is like having a built-in best friend for the holidays.5. Christmas is the perfect time to show yo
1. Adding insult to injury.2. Rubbing salt in the wound.3. Piling on.4. Twisting the knife.5. Kicking someone when they're down.6. Pouring gasoline on the fire.7. Taking advantage of someone's misfortune.8. Hitting below the belt.9. Making a bad situation worse.10. Delivering a fi