Clever funny quotes and sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

4. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot...of candy."

5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

9. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

10. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."

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Christmas sayings funny friends

1. Friends are like Christmas lights, they make everything brighter and more colorful.2. Friends don't let friends drink eggnog alone.3. Friends are the best gift you can unwrap this Christmas.4. Christmas is better with friends, especially when they bring cookies.5. Friends are the reason

Funny school sayings

1. I before E, except after C... and in about a thousand other cases.2. Why do we have to learn algebra? We're never going to use this in real life!3. My homework ate my dog... I mean, my dog ate my homework!4. I'm not late, I'm just on teacher time.5. I have a black belt in procrastination

Happy retirement sayings

1. Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement! May this new chapter of your life be filled with joy, relaxation, and new adventures.2. Wishing you a retirement filled with endless days of relaxation, laughter, and fulfillment. You've earned it!3. Retirement is not the end, but a new begin

Press sayings

1. Actions speak louder than words.2. The early bird catches the worm.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. A penny saved is a penny earned.5. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.6. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.7. The grass is always greener on the other side.

Dr phil southern sayings

1. Well butter my biscuit!2. That dog won't hunt.3. I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.4. She's slicker than snot on a doorknob.5. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.6. He's all hat and no cattle.7. I'm fixin' to head on down the road.8. She's madder than a wet h

Baby room decor sayings

1. Dream big, little one.2. You are loved more than you will ever know.3. Twinkle, twinkle little star, do you know how loved you are?4. Adventure awaits.5. Let her sleep, for when she wakes she will move mountains.6. You are my sunshine.7. Be brave, be kind, be you.8. I love you to t

30 years old birthday sayings

1. Cheers to 30 years of laughter, love, and unforgettable memories!2. Thirty years young and still fabulous!3. Here's to three decades of wisdom, growth, and endless possibilities.4. Happy 30th birthday! May this milestone year be filled with joy and success.5. Thirty looks good on you! Wi

Old british sayings and meanings

1. Bob's your uncle - This phrase is used to indicate that something will be successful or easily accomplished. It is similar to saying there you have it or and there you go.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch - This saying advises against assuming success before it has actually h

Bad ass pirate sayings

1. Dead men tell no tales.2. Sail ho, me hearties!3. Shiver me timbers!4. Aye, aye, captain!5. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!6. Avast ye scurvy dogs!7. Prepare to be boarded!8. A pirate's life for me!9. Surrender or walk the plank!10. Arrr, matey!

Core knowledge sayings and phrases 3rd grade

1. Practice makes perfect.2. Don't judge a book by its cover.3. Actions speak louder than words.4. Look before you leap.5. Two wrongs don't make a right.6. Honesty is the best policy.7. Treat others the way you want to be treated.8. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.9. A