Clever sayings one liners

1. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

4. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."

5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

6. "I'm not a chef, but I can make a mean reservation."

7. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

9. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."

10. "I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social caterpillar."

Above is Clever sayings one liners.

Common dad sayings

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Sayings of sahaba

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Liquor sayings

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Hallmark sayings for thinking of you

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Sayings tattoos

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Shame quotes and sayings

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Sassy sayings for instagram bio

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Died quotes sayings

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Burger and fries sayings

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