1. "I told you I was sick."
2. "Here lies the last person who asked me for directions."
3. "I'll be back."
4. "I finally found some peace and quiet."
5. "I always knew this day would come, but somehow I thought I'd have more time."
6. "I'm just resting my eyes."
7. "I told you I was feeling grave."
8. "I guess this is the end of the line."
9. "Here lies a man who was always ahead of his time."
10. "I'll haunt you later."
Above is Clever tombstone sayings.
1. A tennis ball wrapped in wool is like a cozy hug for your racket. 2. The softness of wool around a tennis ball adds a touch of comfort to every game. 3. In the game of tennis, a wool-wrapped ball brings warmth and precision to every shot. 4. Like a sheep in tennis clothing, a wool-wrapped
1. You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value like a fine wine!2. Age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number!3. They say with age comes wisdom, so you must be the wisest person I know... or just really, really old!4. You know you're getting old when the ca
1. The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday. - Unknown2. Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner. - Lao Tzu3. Caring for others is an expression of what it means to be fully human. - Hillary Clinton4. To care for those
1. A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take. - Cardinal Mermillod2. Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning3. A mother's love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty4. Mothe
1. I am grateful for each and every one of you on this team. Thank you for your hard work and dedication.2. I appreciate the effort and commitment that each team member brings to the table. Thank you for all that you do.3. I want to express my heartfelt thanks to the team for their outstanding
1. Ride hard, shoot straight, and always speak the truth.2. Don't squat with your spurs on.3. Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.4. Always saddle your own horse.5. A cowboy is a man with guts and a horse.6. Don't worry about bitin' of
That's a great idea! Here are a few funny sayings you could consider putting on the bottom of socks:1. If you can read this, bring me chocolate.2. This foot is off duty.3. I'm not lazy, I'm energy efficient.4. This foot is the real MVP.5. If you can read this, I'm probably kicking back.6.
1. Arise, awake, and stop not until the goal is reached.2. In a conflict between the heart and the brain, follow your heart.3. You cannot believe in God until you believe in yourself.4. The greatest sin is to think yourself weak.5. The greatest religion is to be true to your own nature.6.
1. Fall into learning!2. Autumn leaves and pumpkins please.3. Falling for books this season.4. Harvesting knowledge in the fall.5. Sweater weather and good books.6. Leaves are falling, books are calling.7. Cozy up with a good book this fall.8. Fall into a good book.9. Reading is in
1. I'm not bossy, I'm the boss.2. Power means happiness; power means hard work and sacrifice.3. I don't like to gamble, but if there's one thing I'm willing to bet on, it's myself.4. The most alluring thing a woman can have is confidence.5. I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes