Coffee mug and wine glass sayings

1. Coffee mug: "Life begins after coffee."

2. Wine glass: "Sip happens."

3. Coffee mug: "Espresso yourself."

4. Wine glass: "Wine a little, laugh a lot."

5. Coffee mug: "Rise and grind."

6. Wine glass: "Wine not?"

7. Coffee mug: "But first, coffee."

8. Wine glass: "Wine a bit, you'll feel better."

9. Coffee mug: "Powered by caffeine."

10. Wine glass: "Wine a little, it'll make you feel better."

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