Coffee sayings funny short
1. "I like my coffee like I like my humor: dark and bitter."
2. "Coffee: because adulting is hard without it."
3. "Decaf? What's the point? Might as well drink hot brown water."
4. "I'm not a morning person until I've had my coffee."
5. "Coffee: the most important meal of the day."
6. "Life happens, coffee helps."
7. "Coffee: the original energy drink."
8. "I have a latte feelings before my morning coffee."
9. "Coffee is my love language."
10. "Espresso yourself."
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