Cold enough funny sayings
1. "It's so cold, I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking."
2. "It's so cold, I saw a polar bear wearing a jacket."
3. "It's so cold, I saw a snowman shivering."
4. "It's so cold, my shadow froze."
5. "It's so cold, I saw a penguin wearing earmuffs."
6. "It's so cold, I saw a snowflake wearing a sweater."
7. "It's so cold, I saw a snowman asking for a cup of hot chocolate."
8. "It's so cold, I saw a squirrel wearing mittens."
9. "It's so cold, I saw a snowball trying to warm up by the fire."
10. "It's so cold, I saw a snowman looking for a heated igloo."
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