Colder than funny sayings

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Dog christmas sayings

1. Merry Woofmas!2. Santa Paws is coming to town!3. All I want for Christmas is treats and belly rubs.4. Deck the paws with boughs of holly.5. Bark! The herald angels sing.6. Pawsitively joyful Christmas.7. May your Christmas be filled with wagging tails and wet noses.8. Furry Christm

Sayings about anchors

1. An anchor keeps us grounded in the stormy seas of life.2. A strong anchor can weather any storm.3. An anchor is a symbol of stability and strength.4. In the chaos of life, an anchor provides a sense of security.5. Like an anchor holds a ship in place, our values anchor us in life.6. An

Veterans quotes and sayings

1. Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same. - Ronald Reagan2. The willingness of America's veterans to sacrifice for our country has earned them ou

Friend zone sayings

1. I value our friendship too much to risk it for anything more.2. You're like a sibling to me, I couldn't imagine anything romantic.3. I think we're better off as friends, don't you?4. I appreciate your friendship more than you know.5. I love our friendship and wouldn't want to jeopardize

Wise sayings about friendship

1. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard2. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.' - C.S. Lewis3. True friendship is not about being inseparable, it's being separated and nothin

Good health sayings

1. Health is a state of complete physical, mental and social well-being, not merely the absence of disease or infirmity. - World Health Organization2. Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn3. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.4. Health is wealth.5. Your

Quotes and sayings about life and change

1. Change is the only constant in life. - Heraclitus2. Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them; that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. - Lao Tzu3. The only way to make sense out of change is t

Condom sayings

1. Don't be silly, protect your willy.2. Wrap it before you tap it.3. No glove, no love.4. Cover your stump before you hump.5. Don't make a mistake, cover your snake.6. If you're not sure, don't take the tour.7. Keep it clean, keep it sheathed.8. Safety first, pleasure second.9. Shi

Chetan bhagat sayings

Here are some popular quotes by Chetan Bhagat:1. The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can't even tell who is who.2. Sometimes, you have to make a decision that will hurt your heart but heal your soul.3. The only way to move forward i

Presidents day quotes and sayings

1. In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln2. The best way to predict your future is to create it. - Abraham Lincoln3. Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John