Comedian kessington saying wrong sayings
1. "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a squirrel in your pants is worth a trip to the emergency room!"
2. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch, because they might just be counting their eggs and planning a revolt!"
3. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... but if life gives you limes, well, you're just out of luck!"
4. "The early bird catches the worm, but the late bird gets the snooze button... and a cold breakfast!"
5. "Actions speak louder than words, but sometimes a well-timed fart can really make a statement!"
6. "You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can definitely teach a young dog some questionable dance moves!"
7. "The pen is mightier than the sword, but a pencil is just as good for doodling in the margins!"
8. "All's fair in love and war, but all bets are off when it comes to sharing a pizza!"
9. "A watched pot never boils, but an unwatched pot will definitely boil over and make a mess on your stove!"
10. "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog... unless that dog is afraid of his own shadow!"
Above is Comedian kessington saying wrong sayings.
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1. Teaching is the profession that teaches all other professions.2. A teacher takes a hand, opens a mind, and touches a heart.3. The influence of a good teacher can never be erased.4. Teaching is the greatest act of optimism.5. A teacher plants the seeds of knowledge that will grow forever.
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1. April showers bring May flowers.2. March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.3. As fresh as a daisy in May.4. April's baby, sweet and fair, brings joy and laughter everywhere.5. In June, watch me bloom.6. May baby, full of grace, brings a smile to every face.7. April baby
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Here are some happy Friday pictures and sayings to brighten your day:1. It's Friday! Time to make stories for Monday.2. Friday vibes only.3. Friday is my second favorite F word. Food is my first.4. Cheers to the weekend!5. Friday: the golden child of the weekdays.6. Smile, it's Friday!7.
1. My precious.2. We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious.3. Sneaky little hobbitses.4. Filthy hobbitses.5. It's ours, it is, and we wants it.6. Gollum, Gollum.7. Nasty little hobbitses.8. Thief, thief, thief! Baggins! We hates it forever!9. Cruel, wicked, tricksy, false!1