Comedy indian sayings
1. "Life is like a jalebi, twisted and sweet."
2. "I am so busy, I don't even have time to scratch my head."
3. "My boss is like a mosquito, always buzzing around and sucking my blood."
4. "I am so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention."
5. "My love life is like a Bollywood movie, full of drama and unexpected twists."
6. "I am so lazy, I can't even be bothered to chase my dreams, let alone catch them."
7. "My family is like a circus, full of clowns and crazy antics."
8. "I am so forgetful, I could plan my own surprise party and still forget about it."
9. "I am so unlucky, if I fell into a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb."
10. "I am so indecisive, I can't even make a decision on whether to be indecisive or not."
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