Comical anniversary sayings
1. "Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap. Happy anniversary!"
2. "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband. Happy anniversary!"
3. "Congratulations on tolerating each other for another year. Happy anniversary!"
4. "Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops. Happy anniversary!"
5. "Here's to another year of pretending to be a functional couple. Happy anniversary!"
6. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade. Happy anniversary!"
7. "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. Happy anniversary!"
8. "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. Happy anniversary!"
9. "Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Happy anniversary!"
10. "Marriage is not a word, it's a sentence... a life sentence! Happy anniversary!"
Above is Comical anniversary sayings.
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Aye, hinny, here's a few Geordie sayings for ya:- Howay, man! - Come on, let's go!- Gan canny - Take it easy- Whey aye, man! - Yes, that's right!- Divvent be a radgie - Don't be angry- Hinny - Term of endearment, like love or dear- Canny bag o' Tudor - A good deal or bargain- Haddaw