Comical faux intellectual sayings
1. "I think, therefore I am... confused."
2. "To err is human, to blame it on someone else is even more human."
3. "I drink coffee, therefore I am a deep thinker... or just addicted to caffeine."
4. "I ponder the mysteries of the universe, like why socks always disappear in the laundry."
5. "Cogito ergo sum... but sometimes I doubt my own existence."
6. "I seek knowledge, but mostly end up browsing cat videos on the internet."
7. "I strive for enlightenment, but usually settle for a good meme."
8. "I contemplate the meaning of life, and then order pizza."
9. "I engage in intellectual discourse, until someone mentions reality TV."
10. "I am a philosopher of the modern age, pondering the profound question: Netflix or sleep?"
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