Comical sayings and

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

6. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."

7. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."

8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

9. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my attention elsewhere."

10. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes."

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Cool proverbs and sayings

1. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.2. Actions speak louder than words.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. The early bird catches the worm.5. All good things must come to an end.6. Better late than never.7. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.8. Every cloud

Italian sayings wall art

La vita è un viaggio, non una destinazione - Life is a journey, not a destinationIn bocca al lupo - Good luck (literally means in the mouth of the wolf)Dolce far niente - The sweetness of doing nothingChi dorme non piglia pesci - He who sleeps doesn't catch fish (meaning you have to be act

Miraculous quotes and sayings

1. I am Ladybug, always ready to save the day!2. In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself.3. The power of love always triumphs over evil.4. Believe in yourself and anything is possible.5. Even the smallest act of kindness can make a big difference.6. With great power come

Kind sayings to friends

1. You are a ray of sunshine in my life.2. You make the world a better place just by being in it.3. I am grateful for your friendship every day.4. You have a heart of gold and a soul that shines.5. Your kindness and compassion inspire me to be a better person.6. I am so lucky to have a fr

Famous dalek sayings

1. Exterminate!2. You are inferior! You will be exterminated!3. Daleks conquer and destroy!4. Daleks are supreme!5. Obey or be exterminated!6. Daleks do not fear!7. You will be exterminated! Exterminate! Exterminate!8. Resistance is futile! You will be exterminated!9. Daleks have no

Yoda sayings for birthday

1. Celebrate your birthday, you must. Happy you will be.2. Another year older, wiser you have become.3. A birthday it is, celebrate we must.4. Age is just a number, wisdom is eternal.5. Happy birthday, may the Force be with you always.6. In your birthday, joy and happiness you shall find.

Romantic full moon sayings

1. Under the full moon's glow, our love shines brighter than ever.2. As the moon rises, so does my love for you.3. In the light of the full moon, I see the beauty of our love reflected.4. The full moon reminds me of the completeness I feel when I'm with you.5. Just like the full moon, our l

Funny french canadian sayings

1. Ça va faire une maudite belle poutine! (That's going to make a damn good poutine!)2. Tabarnak, c'est le bordel! (Damn, it's a mess!)3. Y fait frette en tabarnak! (It's damn cold!)4. J'ai le cœur dans la bouette. (I feel down in the dumps.)5. Ça va brasser dans cabane! (It's going to be

Funny animal pics and sayings

I'm glad you're looking for some humor! Here are a few funny animal pics and sayings:1. Pic: A cat wearing sunglasses with the caption Too cool for mew.2. Pic: A dog with a guilty expression next to a chewed-up shoe with the caption I swear it was like that when I found it.3. Pic: A squirrel wit

Over the moon a book of sayings

Over the Moon: A Collection of Inspirational Sayings