Common stand up sayings
1. "Take my wife...please!"
2. "What's the deal with airline food?"
3. "I just flew in from [insert city] and boy are my arms tired!"
4. "I'm not saying my wife is a bad cook, but we pray after we eat."
5. "I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention."
6. "I'm not a doctor, but I play one in real life."
7. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
8. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
9. "I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
10. "I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort."
Above is Common stand up sayings.
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln3. The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke4. I have a dream. -
1. Jesus is the light that shines in the darkness.2. Don't be tricked by the world, treat yourself to God's love.3. God's love is sweeter than any candy.4. Let God's love be your costume this Halloween.5. Don't be haunted by fear, be filled with faith.6. God's love is the ultimate treat,
1. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.2. You make my heart skip a beat.3. You are the peanut butter to my jelly.4. You are the apple of my eye.5. You are the missing piece to my puzzle.6. You are the sprinkles on my ice cream.7. You are the light in my life.8. You are my favorite hel
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1. Stay strong, stay positive, stay brave.2. Be the change you wish to see in the world.3. Believe in yourself and all that you are.4. Embrace the journey, trust the process.5. You are enough, just as you are.6. Choose joy, spread love, inspire hope.7. Inhale courage, exhale fear.8. D
1. You do you.2. Keep it simple.3. Back to basics.4. Less is more.5. Simplicity is key.6. Stick to the fundamentals.7. Don't overcomplicate things.8. Just the essentials.9. Keep it straightforward.10. Basic but effective.
1. Do small things with great love. - Mother Teresa2. No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop3. The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi4. Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark
1. The only way to deal with death is to transform everything that precedes it into art. - Boris Pasternak2. Immortality is to live your life doing good things, and leaving your mark behind. - Brandon Lee3. Immortality is not a gift, Immortality is an achievement; And only those who strive migh
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1. A cat's tail is a window into its soul.2. The tail never lies.3. The tail tells the true story.4. Watch the tail, not the face.5. The tail speaks louder than words.6. A cat's tail is its mood ring.7. The tail is the cat's barometer.8. The tail wags the cat.9. The tail is the cat'