Comparison sayings funny
1. "Comparing yourself to others is like comparing a banana to a watermelon - they're both fruits, but they're completely different."
2. "Comparing yourself to others is like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole - it just doesn't work."
3. "Comparing yourself to others is like trying to measure the ocean with a teaspoon - it's a futile exercise."
4. "Comparing yourself to others is like trying to race a snail against a cheetah - you're just setting yourself up for disappointment."
5. "Comparing yourself to others is like trying to find a needle in a haystack - you'll just end up feeling lost and overwhelmed."
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