Completely nonsensical sayings

"The moon dances with the cheese while the sun sings to the clouds."

"Fish fly in the sky and birds swim in the sea."

"Rainbows whisper secrets to the trees as the mountains giggle in the breeze."

"Stars play hide and seek with the galaxies, while the planets have a tea party with the asteroids."

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Ozarkian sayings and phrases

1. Madder than a wet hen - extremely angry or upset2. Colder than a well digger's backside - very cold3. Bless your heart - a polite way of saying someone is naive or foolish4. Slicker than snot on a doorknob - very slippery or smooth5. Fixin' to - about to do something6. Hush your mouth

Cute bf quotes sayings

1. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.2. I love you more than words can express.3. You make my heart skip a beat.4. You are my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.5. I fall for you more and more every day.6. You are the missing piece to my puzzle.7. You are my happy place.8. I am so g

Famous father ted sayings

1. That would be an ecumenical matter.2. Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!3. Go on, go on, go on!4. Down with this sort of thing!5. Careful now!6. I hear you're a racist now, Father!7. Small... far away.8. These are small... but the ones out there are far away.9. Feck off, cup!10. I'm not

M&m valentine sayings

1. You melt my heart like an M&M!2. You're as sweet as a bag of M&Ms.3. I'm nuts about you, just like the peanut M&Ms.4. You're my favorite Valentine, just like the red M&M.5. You make my heart skip a beat, just like the crispy M&Ms.6. You're the peanut butter to my chocolate, like the pe

Funniest dog sayings

1. I'm not spoiled, I'm just well-loved.2. I'm not fat, I'm just a little husky.3. I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy.4. I'm not begging, I'm just practicing my puppy eyes.5. I'm not misbehaving, I'm just expressing my inner rebel.6. I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just a master of misc

Sayings about marriage and love native

1. A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois2. Love is a flower which turns into fruit at marriage. - Finnish Proverb3. Marriage is like a besieged castle; those who are on the outside wish to get in, and those who are on the inside wish to get out.

Sayings drought or famine

During times of drought or famine, the true character of a community is revealed.

Christmas card sayings for teacher

1. Wishing you a holiday season filled with joy and gratitude. Thank you for all that you do, teacher!2. May your Christmas be merry and bright, just like the light you bring to our classroom every day.3. Warmest wishes to a wonderful teacher this Christmas. Your dedication and passion inspire

Faith sayings tumblr

Here are some faith sayings that you might find on Tumblr:1. Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King Jr.2. Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado3. Let your fa

Anarchist sayings

1. No gods, no masters.2. Property is theft.3. The state is violence.4. Freedom is the only law.5. Solidarity, not charity.6. Direct action gets the goods.7. Question authority.8. We are the revolution.9. Power to the people, not the politicians.10. Live free or die trying.