Condescending sayings

1. "You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?"

2. "Bless your heart, but you really should try harder."

3. "You must have been absent the day they handed out brains."

4. "You're as useful as a screen door on a submarine."

5. "You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel."

6. "You're about as bright as a burnt out light bulb."

7. "You're a few fries short of a Happy Meal, aren't you?"

8. "You're not the brightest crayon in the box."

9. "You're as clueless as a fish out of water."

10. "You're as sharp as a marble."

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