1. "Wrap it before you tap it!"
2. "Don't be silly, protect your willy!"
3. "No glove, no love!"
4. "Keep it covered, keep it safe!"
5. "Don't be a fool, cover your tool!"
6. "Safety first, pleasure second!"
7. "Don't gamble with your ramble, use a condom!"
8. "Protect your stick, before you get sick!"
9. "Don't make a mistake, cover your snake!"
10. "Better to be safe than sorry, wrap it up!"
Above is Condom funny sayings.
1. It's not you, it's me.2. I need space to figure things out.3. I think we want different things in life.4. I don't see a future for us together.5. I need to focus on myself right now.6. I don't feel the same way about you anymore.7. We've grown apart and it's time to move on.8. I th
1. The devil whispered in my ear, 'You're not strong enough to withstand the storm.' Today I whispered in the devil's ear, 'I am the storm.'2. The angel on my shoulder tells me to do good, but the devil on the other shoulder tells me to have fun.3. The devil tempts, but the angel guides.4. Li
1. Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates2. You are what you eat, so don't be fast, cheap, easy, or fake. - Unknown3. Eat food, not too much, mostly plants. - Michael Pollan4. The food you eat can be either the safest and most powerful form of medicine or the slowest
1. Sometimes you have to let go of what's killing you, even if it's killing you to let go. - Unknown2. Don't be afraid to start over. It's a brand new opportunity to rebuild what you truly want. - Unknown3. You can't start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one. - Un
Here are some sayings and phrases attributed to Confucius (Kongfuzi):1. It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.2. Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.3. The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.4. When we see men of a contr
1. Basta driver, sweet lover.2. Walang matigas na tinapay sa mainit na kape.3. Pag may tiyaga, may nilaga.4. Ang hindi marunong lumingon sa pinanggalingan, may stiff neck.5. Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. Kapag walang tiyaga, walang nilaga.6. Kung gusto, may paraan. Kung ayaw, maraming dah
1. The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one page. - Saint Augustine2. Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer. - Unknown3. Adventure is worthwhile. - Aesop4. To travel is to live. - Hans Christian Andersen5. The journey not the arrival matters. - T.S. E
1. Happy birthday to my amazing friend! May your day be filled with love, laughter, and unforgettable memories.2. On your special day, I want to remind you how grateful I am to have you as a friend. Cheers to many more years of laughter and adventures together!3. To my dear friend on your birth
1. Don't rock the boat2. Cool as a cucumber3. The bee's knees4. Daddy-o5. Far out6. Don't have a cow7. Sock it to me8. Padiddle9. Groovy10. 23 skidoo
1. Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it. - George Santayana2. The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke3. I swore never to be silent whenever and wherever human beings endure suffering and humiliation. We must always